Thursday, January 15, 2009

I'm Gonna Meet You On The Astral Plane

One of my friends claims to have had an out-of-body experience. You know, where your "astral" body disconnects from your physical body and floats around.

"Yeah man, I just woke up in the middle of the night and my face was like an inch from the ceiling!"

That's because you sleep in a bunk bed. Clearly you can't handle the top bunk. I bet if you got a big-boy bed your paranormal experiences would greatly decrease. Seriously, you're's time to upgrade to a car-bed or something.

I used to sleep on a bunk bed, and I noticed that there are several pros and cons to being on the top.

PRO: Nobody's gonna pee on you.
CON: Sometimes you think you're traveling through time and space.
PRO: Somebody is probably paying your rent.
CON: Somebody is breathing right beneath you. Creepy.

Speaking of car-beds. I think the creepiest one you could have would be a molester van.

"Why does your bed have tinted windows?"

1 comment:

  1. Haha..tha's funny.. "clearly you can't handle the top bunk.